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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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awovoxo:

pick me up at midnight and let’s go on an adventure i’m down for those late night memories

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